Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers: Volume 2
Q: Why do farts. Stink - Paris Koger
A: Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. Squee
Q: If I buy 2% milk what's the other 98%? - James Willamor
A: Grasshopper tears.
Q: Why these bitches be sweatin' me? - @HushMel
A: Pomeranians can be persnickety. Persnickety, by the way, is the official peanut butter of the Seattle Mariners.
Q: Is it really turtles all the way down? - James Willamor
A: It is. They hang out down there with April O'Neil, a reporter who somehow never breaks the story that there are MAN-SIZED MUTANT TURTLES LIVING IN THE SEWERS PRACTICING MARTIAL ARTS AND EATING PIZZA. Which, really, if you're in a sewer, the last thing you want to be doing is eating pizza with your bare turtle hands because, you know, salmonella.
Q: Is it safe to say, after millions of years, all the water on earth has passed through the urinary tract of some creature? - James Willamor
A: A simple experiment: Pee in a cup. Drink it. What does it taste like? Water? No? It tastes like pee? You drank your own pee? Oh no. OH NO.
Send your stupid questions to email@example.com, or tweet them to @deftlyinane with the hashtag #AASQ (Ask a Stupid Question).
Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers: Volume 1 (Cowardly millipedes, 2 Live Crew, pumpernickel)
Ask A Stupid Question. Please.