Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers: Volume 1

That didn't take long. Thanks, James Willamor, for bringin' the abstract:


Q: Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? - James Willamor
A: For the same reasons we read Hints from Heloise and eat pumpernickel: we're trying to confuse the Communists.

Q: Do windmills work that way? - James Willamor
A: They would, if you'd go to sleep when I tell you to.

Q: Effin magnets, how do they work?! - James Willamor
A: Magnets have two polarities, Flotsam and Jetsam, which used to tour with Megadeth. Opposites attract, like unicorns and Republicans. Like polarities repel, like your parents and a 2 Live Crew album.

Q: Centipedes? Are they more likely than I think? - James Willamor
A: They're less likely than millipedes, which are cowards.

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